Where has the snow gone?

Where is my freakin' snow? Everything around us has like at least a foot of snow. But oh no, not us, we get rain. Lot and lot of cold dreary rain. WHY??!!!! All I want is some snow, that's all I ask for some nice snow. Doesn't have to be get-you-out-of-class snow either (though that would be nice), just some collective flurries would do just nicely. But we get nothing, zip and it's killing me! I just want some freakin' SNOW! Is that too much to ask, Mother Nature?